Learning the Alphabet in China today

A is for, "AiYahh", whenever anyone was tortured by the Chinese Communist Party.
B is for "Bu Shi", (sounds like "b*llsh*t") which NO Chinese citizen is permitted to say against any lies of the Communist Party.
C is for "Corruption" and "Communism"
D is for "Da Dao!" as the Red Guards said whenever they beat up teachers during the Cultural Revolution
E is for "Equality", a word which must be banned because the Communist Party says that it might lead to instability
F is for "F8lUn G0ng", ANOTHER word which must be abolished, because today, the Chinese Constitution lies about "freedom of rel…