The Great Adventures of Cluckey the Chicken!

Once upon a time there was a chicken, not just any chicken. Okay, so maybe he was just a chicken... until he saved our bacon!
So let me start at the beginning, in the town of Kentuckyville where Cluckey was living with his very short best friend named Giblet. Cluckey was a lazy chicken that didn't like to work, so he spent his hours playing with Giblet. Today they were going to throw rocks off the bridge but when they got to the bridge, a Sage chicken popped out of nowhere. He said to Cluckey and Giblet "You are the chosen ones for my quest". Cluckey started to laugh hysterically and said…