Are You O.K?

"Are you OK?" , You've most likely heard this interrogative spoken at times like these:
Subject 1: (Lying in a pool of his own blood, obviously dead.)
Subject 2: OMIGAWD! I saw that truck run you over then back up and run you over again! (Here it comes) Are you O.K?
Subject 1: (Still dead)
Recently a study was conducted by the AASTWYTDSDGAHA3SMTPE or the American Association of Scientists That Waste Your Tax Dollars on Stuff like Do Goldfish Actually Have a 3 Second Memory and the Placebo Effect. …