A Satire about the 2003 California Elections

Two Week Election
In respects to the highly successful California recall election, I would like to propose a new amendment to the U.S. Constitution. As Americans, we are tired of seeing the same face as a political figure everyday, week, month, and year. Just like how our eating, recreational, and even sexual habits change, people should have the ability to change government officials. It would be beneficial for the country to be able to elect officials in a shorter amount of time. The amendment I propose, calls for the ability to reelect a mayor, governor, or even the president every two weeks. This policy would create a whole range of possibilities.
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