Senior Citizen Life Stage

"Depends, Ensure, Genital, False teeth and hearing aids. Bed pans, catheters and railings surrounding my bed. I can't wait to get old.
Walking with a shuffle. My back not wanting to be straight. Joints talking to each other. I can't wait to get old.
Have to stop doing this. Stop smoking that. Start eating things that make me "pooh." I can't wait to get old.
Chop, blend, beat, and add water, then slurp it down. Walk in circles at the mall. I can't wait to get old.
I can't work even if I want to. I don't do un-old things. I don't try new things. I watch TV.
I can't wait to get old.
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