The Reasons why Christmas Is Overrated, in Paragraph Format

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Stop me if you've heard this one: "I can't stand the Christmas season. First they start calling it Xmas, then you've got this Santa fellow who is basically a middle-man between the toy companies and the gullible family that buys $20 pieces of plastic crap for their newly-greedy brats. Now It's A Wonderful Life, as if it weren't long enough in the first place, now reaches saga proportions while being interrupted every 1.5 minutes by an ad for, most appropriately, Crown Royal hard liquor. It's all just too commercial."
It's a fact. …