You Deserve a Break Today.

The next time I'm hungry, I will not allow myself to be misled by the false claims of fast and friendly service, clean atmosphere and appetizing, nutritious meals advertised in McDonalds' fast food commercials.
Yesterday, I walked up to the counter where I was greeted by an acne-faced, gum-popping teeny-bopper. In her best Cindy Lauper impression, she said, "Welcome to McDonalds; may I take your order? In an instant my mind flashed back to the McDonalds' commercial I'd watched a few nights before between the reruns of Mash and Taxi. Instinctively I blurted out that familiar, catchy jin…