When one needs to go out and find analysis, the easiest way is to bring it to them. Thus, this is what I did the night before Thanksgiving. Instead of going out in the world and trying to find some social mediocrity in which to analyze and pick apart, I found it better just to have all of life's quirky interactions take place in a setting which I know best of all -- my own house. Being the night before Thanksgiving, I knew I could count on basically all of my old friends being back in town. Thanksgiving is always an intriguing time, as quite the time as elapsed since many have seen each ot…
