"The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle: they're on TV!" Homer Simpson
"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." W. Somerset Maugham
"Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum." Oliver Wendell Home, Jr.
"The great end of life is not knowledge but action." Thomas Henry Huxley
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive" Elbert Hubbard
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