Free writers are a threat to world safety. Free writers threaten to undermine global security in a variety of ways. Free writing supports and encourages environmental destruction, global warming, child labor, and most importantly: terrorism. I'm sure you're asking yourself what kind of twisted person could even find a remote connection between any of these topics. I will show you that my argument is logical and sane.
What are the two basic necessities of free writing? You need a pen and paper. Let us focus on the paper for the time being, more on the pen will follow. It is common knowledg…
